Dangerous Del de Souza

"He's not only a good player, but he's spiteful in the nicest sense of the word"


- Ron Atkinson, ITV Sport

Neutral Johan Sebastien "Jonny" Rep

"He's off the field at the moment, exactly the position he is at his most menacing."


- Gerald Sinstadt, ITV Sport

Left foot Reeking Inglesias

"He could open a tin of beans with his left foot"


- Ray Clemence, England Goalkeeper Coach.

Muuuun-Kaaay Magic

"When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos"


- Chris Kamara, Sky Sports

VJ Tryp Fontaine

"Despite his white boots, he has pace and aggression"


- Kevin Keegan, ex-England Manager

MC Kenzie

"If he opens his legs, he'll be hard to handle"


- Graham Taylor, ex-England Manager

The Legend David Healy

"Healy's weight of pass is superb, nobody passes better between strikers than him. The guy who did that for many years was Osvaldo Ardiles."


- Craig Brown, ex-Scotland Manager

Head of SV Security Tackleberry Bain McBain

"He's is totally unpredictable, but you know what you're going to get when you buy him."


- Alan Shearer, Sky Sports

Gibbering Beesay

"He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs, even when he was 19, because his first two yards were in his head"


- Glenn Hoddle, ex-England Manager